I meant to ask this ages ago but
okay you know that ship, the Queen Elizabeth 2
do you think that raping it would count as treason D:
I was thinking about the firework night treason thing and it made me remember this one time
because I mean like
me and my friends were talking about that woman who married the Berlin Wall and then cheated on it a fence (WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT I mean walls and fences really aren't my type but come ON it's like about charles and diana and the lady with the face I ONCE READ SOMETHING that said why did he cheat on diana with someone half as attractive, if he keeps going on like that he'll eventually end up with someone from the ocean finance adverts
which I found hilarious at the time but uh ocean finance have more attractive people on their adverts now or something
..wait do they even still have adverts
this is still all in brackets isn't it) and then we got talking about that one dude who married his car and people who have sex with vehicles and such
and I was like dude but if you don't get a definite yes it's rape so technically this is all rape
and then what if someone raped the QE2
it would be hilarious because you'd buy your daily newspaper and the front page headline would read THE QE2 HAS BEEN RAPED in huge letters I think I would die laughing
I know boat rape is no laughing matter but fgjdf

but yeah would it count as treason D:
because it's like the queen's boat or just named after her I dunno

....my god WHAT IF THEY GOT IT PREGNANT
it'd have like.. little.. yachts but they would be HALF HUMAN
OH GOD THE IMAGERY
THAT'S SO WEIRD AND AWESOME I wish they were my children
my boat children

..DJKHGFDSG I don't know what I'm talking about okay this is just a distraction I should be doing my stupid geography which is torture fjdg fhf lkdsd fdhg

yeah so have a nice 5th of november with your toffee apples and your.. not having to do a dfhjgf geography project fkhgjf you bastards ):